Gorilla on a Park Bench

My name is CJ, I play video games and watch films. Sometimes I even write about them.

I stood up my full height and puffed out my chest. “Well then, I am worth ten thousand dollars” I riposted. “Mister Twain, you’ve been asleep a long time. A million is more than a thousand” he informed me. He was right. I realized I was still drunk from 26 years earlier.

—Mark Twain